A funny prayer for those taking finals…


Ohhh, sooo you know that I am pissed!!!  can’t believe I’m still taking FINALS…well just getting started and all my Barbie & Kens are out of school already…showing skin…showing ass….and here I am, still studying!

Summer Summer Summer Time—Oohh Will Smith, I’m in desperate need of some trill shit right about NOOWW! In the meantime, guess I will pray about these finals…HERE GOES:

23rd Psalm for Students

The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall not flunk
He keepeth me from lying down when I should be studying
He leadeth me beside the water cooler for a study break
He restores my faith in study guides
He leads me to better study habits
For my grades’ sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of borderline grades
I will not have a nervous breakdown
For thou art with me
My prayers and my friends, they comfort me
Thou givest me the answer in moments of blankness
Thou anointest my head with understanding
My test paper runneth over with questions I recognise.
Surely passing grades and flying colours shall follow me
All the days of my examinations
And I shall not have to dwell in this exam hall forever.

— Author Unknown

Be back later Barbie and Kens…my prayer is in and a final is happening now…and I’m soooo late!

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